Here’s a selection of texts I recieved on my cellular phone.  Punctuation and spelling preserved (sic):

1.  Oi Jana.  I said to you taine Txt me late as like 12 not 3?  Dont b angry at him. And he wants you to Txt him and i told him you have no credit k Xxx

2.  OMG JANA!  Taine wants us not to b friends cause i wont tell him bowt you and ricky in tha movies today.  So he will prob convince you to hate me so good bye once again.  But i still wont tell him?

3.  Plz i wnt tel her plz candacd if yhu were a true friend u wud tel me an trust me dat i wnt tel her!  (wat taine said)

4. Omg.  You wannt bring up the ‘true friend’ thing.  If you were a true friend you wouldn’t raid my bag and take all my Shit.  If you were i true friend you wouldn’t tell Jana and jade i called them a bitch when i didnt.  If you were i true friend you would tell your other friends that hated me to bak off.  If i trusted you then i would’ve told you millions of stuff but i haven’t cause i dont trust you with my secrets because i know you go off telling people.  If you were a true friend you wouldn’t call me ugly and all those things.  Ok im really sorry but i cant trust you with this.  Im sorry

Well, all I can think to say after all that is PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!