Comments on: Worst Joke Ever http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/ You'll Get The Fear Too! Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:25:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Administrator http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-1308 Administrator Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:21:25 +0000 http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-1308 Sure will, Ashley! Sure will, Ashley!

]]> By: Ashley http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-1307 Ashley Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:15:07 +0000 http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-1307 <strong>Beatifully...</strong> Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. ... Beatifully…

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
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]]> By: Abigail http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-1301 Abigail Wed, 01 Nov 2006 13:47:16 +0000 http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-1301 <strong>Yep...</strong> Where do you think you're going today? ... Yep…

Where do you think you’re going today?
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]]> By: Administrator http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-21 Administrator Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:43:59 +0000 http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-21 I wanna play the RTS. Maybe someone could make a Warcraft 3 skin for it. Your hero characters would be Osama and Saddam and maybe the Minister of Culture, although no-one would play him because he's useless (there's always a useless character). Iraq Monopoly? Caught in a Foxhole: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass Go. I wanna play the RTS. Maybe someone could make a Warcraft 3 skin for it. Your hero characters would be Osama and Saddam and maybe the Minister of Culture, although no-one would play him because he’s useless (there’s always a useless character).

Iraq Monopoly? Caught in a Foxhole: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass Go.

]]> By: db http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-20 db Fri, 07 Oct 2005 10:11:26 +0000 http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-20 Well... Yeah. Iraq: the RPG, though. Could be interesting. The "most wanted" pack of cards, all that. Perhaps a CCG. Well… Yeah. Iraq: the RPG, though. Could be interesting. The “most wanted” pack of cards, all that. Perhaps a CCG.

]]> By: Administrator http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-19 Administrator Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:31:39 +0000 http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-19 Mate. You're standing on a hill and shouting "Hastur Hastur Hastur!". You're reading aloud the freshly translated Mayan tablet which describes the Dawn of the Sixth World. You've got Cosmic Majestic Clearance, and you're opening a Keystone Document. Knowledge contained within will only hurt you. You shouldn't ask questions whose answers will only hurt you. Constitution is your health. It is your brawniness, and it is your Hit Points, and generally, you don't max this, because that would be dull. And that is why Iraq would have a Con of 10. 10 is average. It'd likely want to buff it's intelligence. I'm surprised it doesn't want a higher Dex (so it can hit things more often). Oh, I shame me. Mate. You’re standing on a hill and shouting “Hastur Hastur Hastur!”. You’re reading aloud the freshly translated Mayan tablet which describes the Dawn of the Sixth World. You’ve got Cosmic Majestic Clearance, and you’re opening a Keystone Document. Knowledge contained within will only hurt you. You shouldn’t ask questions whose answers will only hurt you.

Constitution is your health. It is your brawniness, and it is your Hit Points, and generally, you don’t max this, because that would be dull. And that is why Iraq would have a Con of 10. 10 is average. It’d likely want to buff it’s intelligence. I’m surprised it doesn’t want a higher Dex (so it can hit things more often). Oh, I shame me.

]]> By: db http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-18 db Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:00:51 +0000 http://bartleby.rambleschmack.net/2005/09/29/worst-joke-ever/#comment-18 At first I thought it was some kind of <i>Hitchhiker's Guide</i> reference, but then I realised that it was in fact way geekier than that. What is constitution anyway? Rate at which you don't freak out? At first I thought it was some kind of Hitchhiker’s Guide reference, but then I realised that it was in fact way geekier than that. What is constitution anyway? Rate at which you don’t freak out?

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