Worst Joke Ever
I recieved an email today. It happened to contain the worst joke I’ve ever read. Even worse than the “ramen catholic” one. The Daily Illuminator says:
“(Illuminated News Service) After months of heated debate and repeated last-minute deadline changes, Iraq’s elected representatives have reached agreement on their new Constitution.
It will be 10.
Next up for discussion is Dexterity. Observers anticipate that consensus will be reached on 12 or possibly 13. The current deadline for decision is in March 2006. “
db — 23:00 06/10/2005
At first I thought it was some kind of Hitchhiker’s Guide reference, but then I realised that it was in fact way geekier than that. What is constitution anyway? Rate at which you don’t freak out?
Administrator — 23:31 06/10/2005
Mate. You’re standing on a hill and shouting “Hastur Hastur Hastur!”. You’re reading aloud the freshly translated Mayan tablet which describes the Dawn of the Sixth World. You’ve got Cosmic Majestic Clearance, and you’re opening a Keystone Document. Knowledge contained within will only hurt you. You shouldn’t ask questions whose answers will only hurt you.
Constitution is your health. It is your brawniness, and it is your Hit Points, and generally, you don’t max this, because that would be dull. And that is why Iraq would have a Con of 10. 10 is average. It’d likely want to buff it’s intelligence. I’m surprised it doesn’t want a higher Dex (so it can hit things more often). Oh, I shame me.
db — 22:11 07/10/2005
Well… Yeah. Iraq: the RPG, though. Could be interesting. The “most wanted” pack of cards, all that. Perhaps a CCG.
Administrator — 23:43 07/10/2005
I wanna play the RTS. Maybe someone could make a Warcraft 3 skin for it. Your hero characters would be Osama and Saddam and maybe the Minister of Culture, although no-one would play him because he’s useless (there’s always a useless character).
Iraq Monopoly? Caught in a Foxhole: Go Directly To Jail, Do Not Pass Go.
Abigail — 01:47 02/11/2006
Yep…
Where do you think you’re going today?
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Ashley — 16:15 24/11/2006
Beatifully…
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
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Administrator — 17:21 24/11/2006
Sure will, Ashley!